BoatLoad of FREEBIES at ROAR FISHIN CAMP

2009-06-24T08:31:00.000-07:00

Everybody likes FREEBIES! We love FREE STUFF, FREE PRODUCTS, and FREE SERVICES of virtually any kind!! Here's a "BOATLOAD of FREE products & services you can get, when you stay at ROAR CAMP
Fishing Cabins on Cherokee Lake in Bean Station, TN..

See our ongoing list of the many awesome FREEBIES you
get when you camp at ROAR FISHING CAMP in East, TN:

[1]..FREE continental snack upon your first days arrival!!..
$3 dollar Value on us!!.. Enjoy!! (Ice Bag+Soda+Chips)

[2]..FREE Boat Trailer parking access with no parking fees!!..
$5 per day Value... (Use it for buying more gas!)..

[3]..FREE Boat Launch access ramp with no launch fees!!..
$3 per launch Value.. (Get even more gas!)..

[4]..FREE 40ft Water Slide usage for "Prepays in 5 days"!!..
$10 per person/day Value!!..(On Shared Time basis)

[5]..FREE Paddle Boat usage for "Prepays in 5 days"!!..
$25 per day Value!!.. (On Shared Time basis)

[6]..FREE Horseshoe Pit usage complete w/ shoes!!..
$2 per day/person Value!!..(Still need gas?)

[7]..FREE Drinking Water Gazebo at Cabins #1 & #2 !! ...
Drink it! Cook w/ it! Make Coffee!..etc

[8]..FREE Kids Whitesand Playground w/ swingset!! ..
Also has drinking & hose spraying water!

[9]..FREE Lake usage for Boating, Fishing, Swimming,
Skiing, Jet Skiing, Tubbing, Sunning, and more!..

Have we given back enough yet to pay for your stay??.. Need more??.. OK

[10]..FREE access to "private" backwater/backwoods"
lake area w/ no crowds, no waves, no noise!

[11]..FREE movies to watch of both VHS or DVD!!..
(Sorry, No cable or satellite TV available)..

[12]..FREE clothes washer usage at Community Shower
House!.. (We'll even do your laundry!)

[13]..FREE wild berries to pick & eat!..
(Oh I forgot, there only available in the month of June.)

[14]..FREE Singing Entertainment of Natures Birds,
Frogs, Crickets, ..(Every day, guaranteed)

[15]..FREE morning Sunrise over beautiful Cherokee
Lake!!..( See it right here, Every Day!!)

[16]..FREE evening Sunset over Main Channel of
Cherokee Lake!.. ( only minutes from here!)

[17]..FREE "peace & quiet" due to 1.3 miles from
major 4 lane Highway #25E!! (No road noise!)

[18]..FREE and conveniently close access to several,
local, franchise Resteraunts, Stores, etc!

[19]..FREE and nearby access to major Tourist
Attractions in Smokies, Pigeon Forge, etc!..

[20]..FREE pizza deliveries from Pizza Plus in
Bean Station, TN...(Give 'em a call & enjoy!)..

That's a whapping BOATLOAD of major
FREEBIES at ROAR CAMP!!.. Surely we've
paid back your vacation by now, right?!..
Need more?..OK

[21]..FREE days of RENT based on the cabin pairs
you choose from.. Confused?.. Let me explain:

a].. The Highest Rental Rate we have is "single or
one day rentals". In Cabin pair #1 & #2, the one day
rate is $50 per pay/cabin. In Cabin pair #3 & #4, the
one day rate is $75 per day/cabin. In Cabin pair #5
& #6, the one day rate is $100 per day/cabin... Kinda
high, huh?.. Yeah it is!..

b.]..To lower these single day rates, just stay
" 2 or more days"! Simple enough, right?! Then the
reduced, discounted rates become $30 per day/cabin
on Cabin pair #1 or #2. It reduces to only $50 per day
/cabin on Cabin pair #3 or #4. Finally, it will discount
Cabin pair #5 or #6 to just $75 per day/cabin apartment.
(NOTE: Cabin pair #5 & #6 are still under construction
& not ready)(We currently have 4 complete cabin units
to choose from, not 6, but will have more in future..)

c.]..WANT A FREE DAY OF RENT??!!.. HERES HOW:
If you take a whole 7 day week of Stay with us, then you
are only charged for 6 days of Rent!!.. THATS RIGHT!..
We calculate your weekly rental fee based on 6 days, not 7.
Then you only pay $198 w/ tax per cabin on #1 or #2.
You only pay $330 w/ tax per cabin on #3 or #4. Finally,
you'll only pay $495 w/ tax per cabin on #5 or #6.
(REMEMBER: Cabins #5 & #6 are not available yet,..
now being built,.. sorry)

Still not enough discounts for ya?!!.. Well, OK, heres some more!!..

d.]..Did I mention that we built the cabins in pairs
with the intention of renting them out that way?
If I didnt, then now ya know. Mainly, because, you
can "Rent More for Less"! Thats the power of
"Large Volume Discounts". Its a retail store concept,
but, it works good here too! The idea is, if you are going
to vacation for a whole week and you have family or
friends that can come stay with you, then we at ROAR
CAMP, are willing to do a major price reduction to get
your business!! I do mean major!! Here's what we will
do for your vacation group or party!..

RENT a cabin pair of #1 & #2, of #3 & #4, or #5 & #6,
together, at the same time, all prepaid within 5 days of
your choosen selection and you will get your selected pair
at "2 for price of 1 and 1/2 half". YOU HEARD THAT
RIGHT!! Get cabin pair #1 & #2 for only $297/week!!
Get cabin pair #3 & #4 for only $495/week! Get cabin
Apt pair #5 & #6 for only $675/week!!..

COMPARE THIS DOUBLES DISCOUNT TO SINGLE
WEEKLIES!.. You save $99 dollars on cabin pair #1 & #2!.
You save $165 dollars on cabin pair #3 & #4!.. You'll be able
to save $225 dollars on cabin pair #5 & #6!.. If you dont
want this savings, then let us keep it, because we still need
more money to get cabins #5 & #6 completed! We need all
the funds we can get!..

Well Family, Friends, and Neighbors, thats
the whole BOATLOAD of FREEBIES &
FANTASTIC DISCOUNTS you get when you
stay with us here at ROAR FISHING CAMP
on Cherokee Lake in Bean Station, TN!!

WAIT JUST A MINUTE!!... My business
partners just slipped another brainstorm
idea by me...Humm??...I ----Dont ----Know----
this one is a stretch!.. They want to give you
the chance to try us out with any of our before-
mentioned offers and if after you have stayed
here and like it, here's the deal... IF YA LIKE
US AND WANT TO COME BACK AGAIN AND
AGAIN, WHY NOT BECOME A "LIFETIME
MEMBER" OF OUR SATISIFIED ROAR
CAMPERS??!!.. All it takes is a wise investment
in your families future vacations and your set
for life! If you could get a guaranteed 1 or even
2 WEEKS of vacation use per year for the rest of
your life for a one time only payment, what would
that be worth to you? To your family? To their
future families? What if your LIFETIME ROAR
CAMP MEMBERSHIP of a one time only investment,
not only covers you and your wife, until youall die,
but will transfer to all your kids and their kids, for
(3) generations, FOR A ONE TIME ONLY PAY
MENT!!?? NOW FRIEND! WHAT WOULD THAT
BE WORTH TO YOU & YOURS?!

ROAR FISHING CAMP Lifetime Members program
is only $1000 for cabin pair #1 or #2; only $2000
for cabin pair #3 or #4; and will be only $3000 for
cabin pair #5 or #6. This three part program is called
"Single Plan A, B, or C". It means that you will get 1
cabin from your choice of pairs for "1 week/year" for
the "rest of your life".

Even better than this program is the "Double Plan
A, B, or C" which allows you to take both cabins in
your selected, cabin pair in the same Lifetime Mem
bership for only $1500 for both cabins #1 & #2; for
only $3000 for both cabins #3 & #4; and for only
$4500 for both cabin duplex units #5 & #6!! Again,
you get both cabins of your choosen cabin pair for
"1 week/year" for the "rest of your life"!

WHAT IF YOU COULD GET (2) WEEKS/YR ON THIS PLAN??..

If you can get 2 weeks of vacation time through out the whole
year, even if it isnt all at once, but spread out over several
weekends, then heres the ultimate deal for you & yours!!.. You
can do "DOUBLE Plan A, B, or C" for 2 weeks per year and spread
out the time usage over a choosen combination of weekends with
1 week, for the unheard of price of only $3500 for both cabins #1
and #2; of only $4500 for both cabins #3 & #4; and only $5500
for both cabin apts #5 & #6!!

DOUBLE Plan A. B, or C is the only plan that allows you to do 2
weeks per year, spread out over several weekends, plus 1 full
week, with both cabins of your choosen pair and do this for the
rest of your lifetime, your kids lifetimes, and your grand kids
lifetimes, for the unheard of investment price of only $3500 in
Plan A; just $4500 in Plan B; and only $5500 in Plan C.

Like we keep saying. This is an vacation investment in not
only you & your wifes lifetimes, but also the entire lifetimes
of your kids and your grandkids!! For 3 generations of families,
you will have given all of them a wonderful 2 weeks, or 12 week
-ends, or 6 weekends + 1 week, EVERY YEAR for the rest of
your lives!! HOW MUCH WOULD THAT MUCH "HOTEL
STAYS" COST YOU & YOURS FOR (3) GENERATIONS??..
Several thousands, or 10's of 1000's of dollars?! WHY NOT
LOCK IN A LIFETIME LOW RATE FOR (3) GENERATIONS
OF YOUR FAMILY?

What better way to beat a Recession or Depression than to
lock in a good discount now that never changes or costs you
anymore for the rest of you & your wifes lives, your kids lives,
and your grandkids lives?? This plan is based on the biblical
principal found in Proverbs 13:22. Even if your not a Christian,
you should understand the simple basics of what is taught in
this biblical passage. It is a good thing to invest an inheritence
in your kids and your grandkids. That inheritence does not have
to be just your home, or your bank monies. WHY NOT GIVE
THEM A LIFETIME OF FUN VACATIONS THAT THEY DONT
HAVE TO PAY FOR??!! ISNT THAT A GOOD INHERITENCE TO
GIVE THEM??!!

We think so and thats why we offer this special deal to you & yours!
WANT TO KNOW MORE, CONTACT US AT: (865)-993-2348 or
send a mailed request to: ROAR CAMP LIFETIME MEMBERS @
1429 Rocky Summit @ Bean Station, TN. 37708

CONCLUSION REMINDER: We do recommend you come & try
us out for a week or weekend, before you make an Investment
into becoming a Lifetime Member for 3 generations!!.. We're
not perfect! Nobody is! So come see our flaws and freebies, then
make an intelligent choice. If you pass on becoming a Lifetime
Member, no hard feelings! We're just glad ya came and enjoyed
our camp for awhile. But just so ya know. This was the absolute
best ALMOST FREE that we could give ya and help ya save your
hard earned money! It doesnt get much better than letting your
kids & grandkids stay FOR FREE FOR LIFE!! That's the ultimate
FREEBIE!!

Disclaimer Notice: All lifetime memberships are nonrefundable to you, your spouse,

your kids,or your grandkids during 3 generations of usage!! NO EXCEPTIONS OR

ALLOWANCES MADE. Once prepaid, upfront, cannot get any refund for any reason.

The ThreeLifetime Memberships program does transfer to your kids & grandkids at no

additonal costs, expenses, maintenance fees, etc. Neither will you & your spouse pay

any additional costs, expenses, or maintenance fees during your entire lifetimes.

NO MAINTENANCE FEES WHATSOEVER FOR THREELIFETIMES OF USAGE!!..

GET YOURS TODAY @ (865)-993-2348

**BoatLoad of FREE Amenities @ ROAR CAMP**

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